you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food
olé
omg
no more selfies until Kony is stopped!
hopefully kony will never be stopped
A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
HOLD UP Why would you want head while there are kids in the backseat?!
Lmfaoo 😩
