65,067 notes   -  18 September 2014


codeddenominator:

when north starts learning how to read

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cokeproblem:

*gets insulted* Nah I don’t care, my mom has said worse to me

94,760 notes   -  18 September 2014



mattressblowoutsale:

Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account

18,351 notes   -  17 September 2014

mattressblowoutsale:

Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account

18,351 notes   -  17 September 2014



perks-of-being-chinese:

when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit

70,417 notes   -  16 September 2014


rubysommer:

What the hell LMFAO



suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

255,159 notes   -  12 September 2014